Crane’s beard is my favourite character.
(Source: frankenhookersrevenge)
Crane’s beard is my favourite character.
(Source: frankenhookersrevenge)
LOOK, IT’S NICE OF YOU TO TALK TO ME. I KNOW YOU DON’T DO THAT VERY OFTEN AND I APPRECIATE IT. AND AS FAR AS OFFERING ME WHATEVER I WANT, THAT’S JUST AMAZING. HONESTLY.
I WAS GOING TO SAY “GLOBAL PACIFISM” OR “CLEAN ENERGY” BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE WORLD OR WHATEVER, BUT JUST BETWEEN ME AND YOU?
THE TACO BELL BY MY HOUSE HASN’T HAD THE BAJA CHICKEN CHALUPA FOR LIKE, TWO YEARS. HOW COULD YOU AS A BENEVOLENT AND LOVING GOD LET SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN?
FIX IT. PLEASE. BRING THAT DELICIOUS THING BACK TO MY FACE.